holding a puppy for the first time
no mom I don’t want a boyfriend I want a kingdom
- Me: *sees beautiful art* I should compliment the artist!
- Me: *knows nothing of art terms*....
- It's shiny! The lines go whoosh whoosh and that makes me happy. The colors give me feelings. So clean, so vibrant. I would lick it.
- Eurovision fans: Please, no more ballads... Give us something else, please...
- Montenegro: Gotcha *swings braid*
- you: fall out boy
- me, an intellectual: descend quickly elsewhere juvenile male preadolescent
i hope the ice age series just continues alongside history despite it not being an ice age anymore and we get up to like ice age 67: the great depression, which was also somehow started by that squirrel trying to get the acorn
me @ the stars: help me
you are….. flower
explain
makes me happy
*checks bag* okay, it’s there
*closes bag*…
*2 seconds later* okay, but is it REALLY there? *checks b–
Same sex marriage is FINALLY legal in Finland
*falls behind in life* haha the lag
i love ignoring things….. people…. problems …. responsibilities……feelings…..